2030AD Headlines

Official – fraud in EU budget exceeds EU budget.

Poll finds nobody remembers The Euro.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Anglo  minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Global Freezing confirmed as a scientific fact.

Lesser Spotted Long Eared Owl plague threatens North Western United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally – scientists stumped.
 

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally into US,  but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Royal Mail raises price of first class stamp to ‘17.89 and reduces mail delivery to alternate Wednesdays.

85-year, ‘75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans below 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists create camera with such a fast shutter speed,  they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

High Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of basket ball players now nine feet, seven inches.

All nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by end January.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing sex with congressman.

Inland revenue sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters having trouble with voting machines.