Dogs and Light Bulbs

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

 

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

 

Rottweiler: Make me.

 

Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

 

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

Doberman: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

 

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark…

 

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb

 

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…

 

Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there…

 

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

 

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

 

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

 

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Cat: Cats don’t do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question really is how long will it be before I can expect light?

 

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff…

 

 


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