Guts and Balls

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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next, Chubby”

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
In practice, Both are fatal.


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