A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, “Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.”
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and says, “My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?”
She said, “I don’t think you understand, my name was Ryan and I played rugby for The All Blacks.”
