A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and says…
WIFE:
“What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND:
“Definitely not!”
WIFE:
“Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND:
“Of course I do…”
WIFE:
“Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND:
“Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE:
“You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan)
WIFE:
“Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND:
“Sure, it’s a great house..”
WIFE:
“Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND:
“Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE:
“Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND:
“Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE:
“Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND:
“That would seem like the proper thing to do..”
WIFE:
“Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND:
“No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE:
“Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND:
“Yes, those are always good times.”
WIFE:
“Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND:
“No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE:
silence
HUSBAND:
“Oops”
