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Body Scanner Statistics
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
