How to Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hug her.
Support her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewellery.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up looking happy and feeling good.

Bring food and beer.

Don’t block the TV.

Don’t touch the remote control.