Alcohol Lecture

Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around2 a.m.and was asked where he was going at that time of night

Ron replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

 The officer asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”

 Ron replied, “That would be my wife.”