“Now,” he says, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The old rotor-jockey says, “it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says,”What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The suave old Vet smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing, it’s an hour fast.”
And that, my friends, is confidence!
