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- They can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95 and ’98.
- Fetch command not available on all platforms.
- Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
- Too difficult to “mark” every website you visit.
- They can’t help attacking the screen when they hear, “You’ve Got Mail.”
- They find the fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
- Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
- Thy keep bruising their nose typing to catch that MPEG frisbee.
- Not fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
- Still trying to come up with an “emoticon” that signifies tail-wagging. Oh but they will… with the introduction of Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
- Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
- ‘Cause dogs ain’t Geeks! Now, cats, on the other hand…
- Barking in the next cubicle keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
- SmellU-SmellME still a beta test.
- Sit and Stay were hard enough. GREP and AWK are out of the question.
- Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manoeuvre.
- Annoyed by lack of news groups, alt.pictures.master’s.leg
- Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
- TrO{gO DsA}R(N HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeljTyH P;AzWqs,.*
( *1. Too Darn Hard to Type with Paws.)
- You can’t know for certain if it’s a real dog on the other end.
