Effective Counselling

 A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

 A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”

 She screamed, “NO! Go away you filthy old man! ”

 He shrugged and turned away saying,

“Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”

 She didn’t jump.