Four men have been going camping and fishing for many years. This year, Ron’s wife put her foot down and told him he wasn’t going. Bitterly disappointed, he phoned and told the others that he couldn’t go.
Two days later, the others arrived at the camp site, only to find Ron sitting there with his tent already set up.
“Ron, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” she dragged me into the bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her to the bed, which I did. Then she said, “Do whatever you want.”
“So here I am!”
