Company lawyer telephones CEO and say he has good and bad news.
“Good news is your wife has just paid £200 for some photographs that could be worth several £ million.
“The bad news is that the photographs are of you screwing your secretary!”
Wife’s Financial Investments
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news …”
The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?”
The lawyer says, “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth a minimum of $20m to $30m.”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done … my wife is so smart! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
