A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the floor.
He awakened from surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?”
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance”.
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are NOT spinsters. Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
