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A Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scottish man shouts, “Awa ye feel hoor that’s full O coos Sharn” (“Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow pooh.”)
The man shouts back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand you.”
The Scottish man shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”
