Ship home

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for ‘5,000, or  you can bury her here in the Holy Land for ‘ 150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped  home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend ‘5,000 to ship your  mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only ‘150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”